“Hey! Let’s do a Podcast!”

Without a clue of how to produce a podcast, we figured this would be a great way to take a leap — learn something new — maybe stave off dementia. So here we are… two kinda crazy ladies who’ve shared a 40-year friendship in kinda crazy LA!

BIRKS & BOOTS: Obvious reference to our footwear preferences; Boots collects and mostly wears…cowboy boots; Birks has an abundance of comfortable shoes (and yes, Birkenstocks are back, bitches!).

TALKIN’ THEIR WALK: We don’t claim to be experts on anything but ourselves, and frankly, we’ve seen, done and survived a hell of a lot in our lifetimes. With different attitudes and off-the-wall perspectives, we’re spilling our beans — and guts — on any topic that strikes our fancy.

But seriously, our goal here is to share deep words of wisdom with the daughters and granddaughters we never had (that we know of…).

TRUE TALES FROM THE STIRRUPS: This is us metaphorically saddling up (gynocologically-speaking) to reveal and share our truth. Just keeping it real here, girls!

Introducing BIRKS!

There’s about five people in the world who think Birks is really funny. Boots is one — along with an ex-priest, a rabbi (of sorts), a scientist and a classical musician. They’ve been after her for years to do something…funny. For real. So with the lockdown, Boots figured it was now or never (cuz Birks ain’t gettin’ any younger).

And this is BOOTS!

“OK, so why the goofball get-ups?”

1) Fear of being seen as total fools

2) There’s a lot of crazies out there with nothing better to do than be assholes.

So, anonymity seemed to be the obvious solution. Inspired by the well-known Unknown Comic (old Gong Show), we donned our custom paper bags and accessorized with our designer underwear (for additional safety on scary streets per Ep. 2).

Any more questions?